Thesis Is Complete!

Now I know this is a blog about food, but I am going to talk about my life every now and then. So, today I finished my thesis. It is signed by one of my advisors and now will need to be signed tomorrow morning by my other advisor. Ah, what a crazy time it was. OK, I do admit that a lot of the time I spent "writing" was actually spent on Youtube or Facebook or Failblog or one of the many distractions that the Internet provides. Heck, even this blog was a major distraction.

Anyways, this past year was... well, it was an interesting year. Working in a lab is definitely not something I want to do. I'm not saying I didn't enjoy it, but I sometimes you just know it isn't really for you. And definitely, Dartmouth is not for me. This place was so boring I almost went "Shining" and murdered everyone.

Anyways, my time in the lab is coming to an end and now I'm wondering what I should do for everyone here at Dartmouth who has helped me along the way. I really want to do something for Dr. North, Bonnie, Mary, and Rhonda, but I don't really know what I should do. In a dream I did a big bow to Dr. North and I was thinking, in a private setting that might not be a bad idea. But then I think about it, and it might be a terrible idea.

Anyways, as awesomely excited I am about finishing my thesis, it makes it even more obvious to me that I now have nothing to do and am just rotting until someone gives me a job. At least before my thesis was done, I was able to say, "Well, I'm currently working on my Master's thesis and hopefully by the time it's done, I'll have a job to move on to." I mean, the job didn't need to start immediately after I finished. I would have looked at it like a vacation. But now I really wish I had a job. I want a job. No, I need a job. I know I sound desperate, but I'm really a good guy and a nice worker and I think I'm fairly smart. And heck, I do occasionally bring in goodies like cookies, and candied bacon and doughnuts, and stuff. So... are any of you hiring?